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#despite what people may try to tell you
#this is in fact the only type of cruise
#to hell i mean
#and you know this story is fiction
#because no ship-of-the-damned cruise nightmare
#ever saw anyone's wife become a willing prey to lust
#or featured anything as great as a dancing clapping corpse
#all you're getting on a cruise is bordeom
#norovirus
#and demons for your companions
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