#at the esplanade last wkend #9am and its bright sunny beautiful #there are ppl walking #doing yoga #kids playing with frisbees #dogs playing #the lagoon is full with ppl just milling about #paddling around #oldies aerobics was an hr ago so its all v chill #then some older orange baked twatwaffle comes in #then he turns on his bluetooth speaker and starts playing #fking techno music #a lot of pissed off morning goers