#breaking news #revolutionary! #(i'm saying: 'yeah... and?') #okay done being a grumpycat queer now #back to your usual programming #only with less whining and less new yorker #so #good #oh shit wait #not quite done #(ahem) #dear american right wing #there is something to be afraid of #and the thing to be afraid of is me #sweet little domestic scenes built to ratify sameness #are not to be afraid of #me #and my crew #on the other hand #are #i am the bogeyqueer of your nightmares #okay #now i really am done #yes #queer grumpycat