#my favorite thing about your garden-variety prescriptivist #you know #the crybabies who like to draw apostrophes on signage #those people #anyhow #instead of deeply insecure #about their own intelligence #let's be honest #isn't something to get too puffed up about #and i say this having worked as an editor #tl;dr #people who won't shut up about 'proper' language and usage #should really do so #for self-interested reasons