#my cats #dried pickle man #smooch #i know this looks awful but listen #he wont sit still for more than four or five licks #so his top half is miserably shorn #and full of mats still #and i feel just awful about it #look at him #patchy naked chicken skin #i have commited grievous crimes upon his disgusting body #sad little man #but so much happier about pets and snuggling

#my cats #dried pickle man #smooch #i know this looks awful but listen #he wont sit still for more than four or five licks #so his top half is miserably shorn #and full of mats still #and i feel just awful about it #look at him #patchy naked chicken skin #i have commited grievous crimes upon his disgusting body #sad little man #but so much happier about pets and snuggling

#my cats #dried pickle man #smooch #i know this looks awful but listen #he wont sit still for more than four or five licks #so his top half is miserably shorn #and full of mats still #and i feel just awful about it #look at him #patchy naked chicken skin #i have commited grievous crimes upon his disgusting body #sad little man #but so much happier about pets and snuggling

#my cats #dried pickle man #smooch #i know this looks awful but listen #he wont sit still for more than four or five licks #so his top half is miserably shorn #and full of mats still #and i feel just awful about it #look at him #patchy naked chicken skin #i have commited grievous crimes upon his disgusting body #sad little man #but so much happier about pets and snuggling