#no fucking way #no #fucking #way #this can't be real #it's not #it can't #it #best marsupial #literal best fucking marsupial #capslock indicative of actual real-life screaming #i don't even know what to do anymore #okay now that i've calmed down #maybe #a little #editing tags becomes possible #allison janney #dolly parton #would you look at how excited aj is about this #not quite as excited as i am #but close #for the record #no shield or armor can withstand