#right so #my father was in the army #and dealt a lot with the dude who ran his regiments museum #so anyway the point of all this #is that one time there was some water damage at the museum #and they were scrambling to store a lot of display items #cue my father volunteering our basement #including some cool swords #at the time i was just starting high school #so my dad #let me look athold the swords #and let me tell you #queue have that power too