#not you dd #young wizards #dying rirhait noise #just appears one day #and they're annoyed at first bc bloatware #but then they open it to check it out #and start reading #bc why not #(which is so creepy they think) #bc as soon as they've finished reading this message pops up #no context #but they're so enthralled by everything they've read #so caught up in the magic--fake as it undoubtably is #that they tap yes #it's just a book they think #just a dumb freebie #and there's their name amid the local listings #and it stops being a dumb freebie #and starts being something else entirely #...whoops #i semi-ficced in tags