#the x-files #detour #she is trying very hard to wine and dine you #and you mulder after flirting nonstop for years #for years #so youll go to any lengths to find a miracle cure #but you wont take her pants off #or drink her shitty wine #or eat her carefully curated selection of cheeses #she is putting herself out there #and you are fleeing like shes a plague victim #only to tell her in the woods she might get lucky #youre such an asshole fox mulder #lucky for you youre a cute asshole #dana scully #fox mulder

#the x-files #detour #she is trying very hard to wine and dine you #and you mulder after flirting nonstop for years #for years #so youll go to any lengths to find a miracle cure #but you wont take her pants off #or drink her shitty wine #or eat her carefully curated selection of cheeses #she is putting herself out there #and you are fleeing like shes a plague victim #only to tell her in the woods she might get lucky #youre such an asshole fox mulder #lucky for you youre a cute asshole #dana scully #fox mulder

#the x-files #detour #she is trying very hard to wine and dine you #and you mulder after flirting nonstop for years #for years #so youll go to any lengths to find a miracle cure #but you wont take her pants off #or drink her shitty wine #or eat her carefully curated selection of cheeses #she is putting herself out there #and you are fleeing like shes a plague victim #only to tell her in the woods she might get lucky #youre such an asshole fox mulder #lucky for you youre a cute asshole #dana scully #fox mulder

#the x-files #detour #she is trying very hard to wine and dine you #and you mulder after flirting nonstop for years #for years #so youll go to any lengths to find a miracle cure #but you wont take her pants off #or drink her shitty wine #or eat her carefully curated selection of cheeses #she is putting herself out there #and you are fleeing like shes a plague victim #only to tell her in the woods she might get lucky #youre such an asshole fox mulder #lucky for you youre a cute asshole #dana scully #fox mulder