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Okay. So normally, hand tattoos totally do it for me. Like…if your hands are covered in ink,

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Oh this is TOTALLY Zach Braff. No question.

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fuck. when it comes to nightmare brooklyn scenarios, being serenaded by a melancholy bro with a ban

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“You know what they says laaaadies… ANYTHING is a dildo if you’re brave enough!!

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Is it bad that my first concern here was like, weather concerns? “BUT WHAT IF IT GETS WINDY?

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I don’t mean to be presumptuous. But I’m willing to bet these fellows have some truly spectacular dr

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Currently updating my Tinder bio and frankly, this feels necessary.

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The Lord is testing me …..

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In all honesty, I would marry this man. I see a beautiful future of fart-patio hangs on the horizon

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When people ask me what’s it’s like being a chick on Tinder, I just send them this pic&h

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BRACE YOURSELF! Burning Man pictures are coming!

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‘Hey Stranger, are you back in NY yet?’ #tistheseason #blessed

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You guys! It’s Joey Fatone from NSYNC! He’s TOTALLY looking for sexy times with ‘no strings attached

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Just a friendly reminder that when it comes to facial hair, Brooklyn dudes DO NOT fuck around.

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Fuck. I am outrageously attracted to this man with a parrot. Just thought I’d share that with

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Oh yes. That’s what I need. !!!!RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!!!

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There are two possible explanations for this: 1) Tan does NOT remotely understand the concept of Tin

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Received this lovely text from a Patrick Bateman-esque dude after I politely told him I wasn’t inter

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Pretty sure I just found my soulmate…..Ostrich riding FOR THE WIN!

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His name is BONE. God Bless America indeed.

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