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(617): We did blind alcohol taste testing and he got 10 of 10....

(+44): just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop...

(678): You literally brought me back to life and then fucked...

(917): Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.

(847): Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it

(201): Dilemma. I’m out of wine and I can’t put on...

(705): He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.

(978): You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly...

(303): They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded...

(954): When he brought me into his room he showed me his James...

I should be writing an essay but instead I am very far down this blog and eating ice cream help

(479): Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something...

(315): everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just...

(610): Ah well. Drinking wouldn’t be drinking without...

(732): He just chose domino’s over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING...

(+52): I think we might need a safe word for this…

$(607): They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin...$ (607): They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin...

(+61): I’m sitting here drinking whisky and listening to...

(401): Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers...

(989): I’m about to do something based solely on the...

(+44): just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop...

(978): You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly...

(678): You literally brought me back to life and then fucked...

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